John Edwards

John fucking Edwards... has there ever been a bigger idiot walking this Earth's surface? It's hard to tell, but let's look at John's accomplishmets: After blackmailing the CIA director and securing the coveted position of a covert CIA agent, John Edwards was tasked with securing the Super AI from Cho Lun. John Edwards succeeded in infiltrating Cho Lun's labs, but, once there, he failed in grand fashion:
 * he lied on his resume when applying for a position with the CIA and claimed to speak 'Asian'
 * He fucked the CIA's chief director and secretly taped it to blackmail him
 * He broadcasted Cho Lun's location to the world and directly caused World War 3.

Having lied on his resume about speaking 'Asian' (yes, Asian...), John Edwards, when confronting Cho Lun about the Super AI, found himself in a peculiar position: Relying on AI for instant translation, John was not able to communicate with his hostage who'd just used his super AI to disable all other AI. A problem when trying to deliver demands. In an attempt to salvage the situation, John started an unsecured transmission to his bosses in the States -- a transmission that was intercepted by the Russians who were not about to let America have the world's first super AI...

A nuclear bombed followed moments after and World War 3 was the result.

Thank you, John Edwards.